Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over....

By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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By shewantsmedead - 26/01/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

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Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 21:20 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her brick throwing spot, in my own driveway. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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The Brian Harvey

By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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You deserved it 656

Road rage

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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You deserved it 2 765

By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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746278Ab 14

Friday 7 February 2014 6:32

Hey "accidents" can happen to BOTH people...

nickzpic 8

Friday 7 February 2014 6:35

At the end of the day you still get the last laugh when you rail her daughter... Or son

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sunnyray812 42

Friday 7 February 2014 7:19

If I were you, I would still report her. That's highly dangerous.

Calcifer12 5

Friday 7 February 2014 7:23

You should tell you'r father and the police or else you are gonna die

edvin_fml 10

Friday 7 February 2014 7:31

plot twist: she and your spouse teamed up to collect the insurance money. happens all the time

revelation11B 10

Friday 7 February 2014 7:42

I'm pretty sure they should start calling in-laws, well, outlaws. They always seem to be doing something like this...

Rawr6591 21

Friday 7 February 2014 7:47

"accidentally" call the cops

achilds23 6

Friday 7 February 2014 8:06

187 that bitch

Ihavegas 22

Friday 7 February 2014 8:38

don't delay claim today sue that biatch.

LennyComa 39

Friday 7 February 2014 9:13

Well as long as it was an accident alls well that ends well.

jojocircus19 16

Sunday 3 January 2016 1:11

It wasn't an accident. That's why there was quotation marks

Joedbag 8

Friday 7 February 2014 10:31

You should "accidentally" slash her tires...

sethicles1 2

Friday 7 February 2014 11:54

"hey can you check my car for an exhaust leak?"

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