Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over.... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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By shewantsmedead - 26/01/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

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Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her brick throwing spot, in my own driveway. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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Road rage

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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746278Ab 14

Friday 7 February 2014 6:32

Hey "accidents" can happen to BOTH people...

nickzpic 8

Friday 7 February 2014 6:35

At the end of the day you still get the last laugh when you rail her daughter... Or son

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weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 7 February 2014 12:30

wow, what did you do to piss her off..

worldclassrager 39

Friday 7 February 2014 13:19

I bet you are a great husband/wife...maybe a bit too good for her liking...

mannatee 19

Friday 7 February 2014 13:19

You should "accidentally" key her car

YouMissedASpot 8

Friday 7 February 2014 13:57

Oh gosh! That's terrifying!! I would be talking to your significant other about this. But for the record I wouldn't be overly surprised if mine tried to run me over....

meganpayton 3

Friday 7 February 2014 14:26

the good news is that you have the power if you have her grandchildren. just have them "accidently" break some windows in her house.

vikky538 28

Friday 7 February 2014 14:30

she got her chance... now its yours to play...decide how u wanna play..

ELoni_fml 25

Friday 7 February 2014 14:53

Accidentally set her on fire

uarudeassbitchyo 17

Friday 7 February 2014 15:24

Lol """accidentally"""

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 7 February 2014 16:27

You really need to talk to your spouse about this if you think your MIL is trying to kill you. And if you have any sort of evidence, you also need to go to the police. Sorry you have such an awful monster-in-law.

SouthernLady12 13

Friday 7 February 2014 18:47

The mother in laws "apology" "Oh dear I'm sorry that's how the last spouse got hurt too. You must watch where you're going now."

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