Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over....

By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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You deserved it 4 207

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By shewantsmedead - 26/01/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 070

You deserved it 572

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 447

You deserved it 14 433

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 21:20 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 194

You deserved it 3 689

By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her brick throwing spot, in my own driveway. FML

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You deserved it 458

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 684

You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 267

You deserved it 2 651

The Brian Harvey

By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 446

You deserved it 656

Road rage

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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You deserved it 1 631

Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 158

You deserved it 2 765

By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 839

You deserved it 102

746278Ab 14

Friday 7 February 2014 6:32

Hey "accidents" can happen to BOTH people...

nickzpic 8

Friday 7 February 2014 6:35

At the end of the day you still get the last laugh when you rail her daughter... Or son

Comments

cyttex 13

Friday 7 February 2014 6:42

Oh those mother in laws gotta hate em

cyttex 13

Friday 7 February 2014 6:47

Well the ones in fml anyway

sdroze1389 31

Friday 7 February 2014 12:43

this is why I hate English, not sure what you were trying to say.

amerw32 9

Friday 7 February 2014 14:18

The parents here are extremely abusive.

alyant 12

Friday 7 February 2014 6:42

That's quite frightening... Hope you escaped and fast.

xblaine 17

Friday 7 February 2014 6:43

Did you accidentally punch her?

telli164 30

Friday 7 February 2014 6:44

Bitch got problems

luckyme143 13

Friday 7 February 2014 6:44

run fo your life!! she is evil...lol I'm kidding :)

dachayke 16

Friday 7 February 2014 21:51

But she really is evil.

junkman6 22

Friday 7 February 2014 6:54

Mother in law got run over by a big rig!!

killinpoptarts 9

Friday 7 February 2014 6:55

I hope OP survived! This is great advice everyone is offering.. Maybe just don't use the street as a sidewalk OP

DorklyComicFan 8

Friday 7 February 2014 11:10

The fact that OP put the story on this site would lead me to believe that they're alive.

jojocircus19 16

Sunday 3 January 2016 1:10

No OP is dead and came back from the grave to post an FML

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 7 February 2014 7:01

You should accidentally punch her in the face or cut her brake lines. JUST JOKING!!

ActionFearo 39

Friday 7 February 2014 7:04

Kill her with kindness. Or... if that doesn't work, cars can have many uses.

melanie_c_g 13

Friday 7 February 2014 7:18

at least she didn't succeed?

Ambient25 24

Friday 7 February 2014 9:40

High five everyone

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Today, I’m 15 and my mother banned me from watching YouTube because it’s "distracting." What the f***? How? Now I have to pretend that I've watched the things my friends send me so they won’t know. FML

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Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

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Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML

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Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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Today, I had a great leg workout at the gym. Instead of doing my cool down exercise at the end, I decided I wanted to do something more adventurous, like box jumps on one of those metal stools at the gym. Well, it turns out my body wasn’t ready for that. Now my shin is busted and swollen. This is my second week training. FML

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You deserved it 1 051

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

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You deserved it 4 176

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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