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By Snow - 26/12/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML

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By crushed - 11/12/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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By Norah - 23/07/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By tiredofbullshit - 08/01/2016 06:06 - United States - Littleton

Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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By brokewithnocar - 21/01/2017 20:00

Today, my mom changed her mind about driving me to a job interview because she wants to attend a meeting at a church she told me she'd never go back to, full of people she hates. I can't drive because she refuses to teach me how. There's no public transportation. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 22:41 - United States

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

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By Chucho - 01/09/2012 13:58 - United States - Boston

Today, my mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day, than allow me to give her a ride. FML

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flippingbunny 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 2:06

How old are you? If you arent an experienced driver, I agree with your mom, stay off the roads.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 27 December 2009 5:14

When you learn to spell we'll talk about stupidity.

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Anoniiiime 7

Friday 3 June 2011 0:24

you should have said that u were a guy so it would read: by Snow (man) i know my jokes suck

yomama97 5

Friday 16 September 2011 6:20

dude that sucks....it's winter over half the year in mm xD

emmaa3451 11

Monday 26 September 2011 0:24

Same for me but I live in northern Canada, ahahaha

sammy190 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:37

Haha oh the joys of Minnesota winters :)

AlaskanBabyDoll 11

Monday 7 November 2011 4:03

I live in Alaska. Don't complain.

charm1010 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 22:59

Yeah buddy!

charm1010 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 22:57

Dude, I live in Alaska. It's snowy from October to May. Even more sometimes, where I live. What's wrong with not being able to drive when there's snow? Unless you don't have people who can drive you, you're totally fine. Plus, you won't be responsible if there's a crash. Contrary to your belief, a lot of people our age (I'm guessing your a teenager) aren't allowed to drive in the snow. I wasn't for a while, until my older sister took me. It's scary, and there are some dumbass drivers out there.

heyshawty 0

Monday 12 December 2011 21:11

Maybe it's time to invest in a snowmobile :)

blond3tt3 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 23:26

There's NO snow in Minnesota right now anyways.. ?

GG1569 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:42

Hah. That's funny! I live in Minnesota too and my parents still let me drive in the snow! (For practice) Crazy huh?

skratch_fml 2

Thursday 18 October 2012 23:34

Try living in canada

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