Transportation: Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in...

By Snow - 26/12/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML

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By crushed - 11/12/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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By Norah - 23/07/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By tiredofbullshit - 08/01/2016 06:06 - United States - Littleton

Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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By brokewithnocar - 21/01/2017 20:00

Today, my mom changed her mind about driving me to a job interview because she wants to attend a meeting at a church she told me she'd never go back to, full of people she hates. I can't drive because she refuses to teach me how. There's no public transportation. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 22:41 - United States

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

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By Chucho - 01/09/2012 13:58 - United States - Boston

Today, my mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day, than allow me to give her a ride. FML

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flippingbunny 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 2:06

How old are you? If you arent an experienced driver, I agree with your mom, stay off the roads.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 27 December 2009 5:14

When you learn to spell we'll talk about stupidity.

Comments

rawrval 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 11:10

Try living in Northern Canada you moron. It snows here in October 29th or 31st to The eding of April and the snow is ******* 4 inches a minute (Im exaggerating right there,) Lol but seriusly the snow is freaking 4 inches a day, and **** do you know how much we have to ******* shovel.. and theres snow and alot of ice, you have to drive to 30... and it goes -40 so stop complaning

Comentator 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:19

Get your own car...

slushpuppy123 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:40

Your fault for living in Minnesota.

lakayma 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:45

how is she supposed to control where she lives?? and rawrval it snows alot here too and its ******* cold we have to put up with the same shit here too.

girlfromupnorth 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:59

"YDI for living in MN" ?? Seriously? I highly doubt she had any say in the matter. Idiots.

comfydragon 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:49

Yeah, I live in Minnesota. YLS because 70% of the year, there's snow on the ground. (Except this year, of course...) At least your mom isn't revoking your driver's license (a completely legal act).

TheMan4ChanCan 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 6:39

I live in Minneapolis MN aswell :D

kman666 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 8:48

YDI cuz minnisota sucks, vikings suck big dick, and go Wisconsin and go Packers

sashalynn 0

Monday 25 October 2010 3:25

I'm from Rosemount, MN!!!! My mom actually taught me how to drive in the snow first, to get used of it........ but I'm sure that your mom will let you drive in the snow, sooner or later...... that is of course your a 41 y/o virgin living in her basement with only a cat to talk to....... hmmmnm.... :)