Transportation: Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in...

By Snow - 26/12/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML

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By crushed - 11/12/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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By Norah - 23/07/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By tiredofbullshit - 08/01/2016 06:06 - United States - Littleton

Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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By brokewithnocar - 21/01/2017 20:00

Today, my mom changed her mind about driving me to a job interview because she wants to attend a meeting at a church she told me she'd never go back to, full of people she hates. I can't drive because she refuses to teach me how. There's no public transportation. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 22:41 - United States

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

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By Chucho - 01/09/2012 13:58 - United States - Boston

Today, my mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day, than allow me to give her a ride. FML

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Sunday 27 December 2009 2:06

How old are you? If you arent an experienced driver, I agree with your mom, stay off the roads.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 27 December 2009 5:14

When you learn to spell we'll talk about stupidity.

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Silentknight 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 6:45

there's snow in Minnesota? What, like an inch?

batosai33 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 10:21

duluth just got 18" of heavy, wet, 32 degree, snow. Yes Virginia, it snows in Minnesota

andipants 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 7:55

ahh. I live in minnesota too. I hate snow! I should move. lol

AndreaHatesYou1 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 8:17

You're probably like, 16 and have had your permit for a few months. Get the **** over it.

redshortsx 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:11

that sucks but if your young she is being reasonable

dannyhl 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:53

is the fml supposed to be that u cant drive in the snow or the fact that u live in minnesota?

strawberryspacejam 11

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:41

The FML is that Minnesota had a lot of snow. it's common knowledge guys.

Skull_300 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 20:57

What the ****? I got all the way down here and forgot what I was going to say....How about, tell that Bitch to **** Off!!!

fmljw 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 21:15

haha, i used to live in minnesota! i moved up to toronto (canada) a while ago and even toronto has less snow.

Gobsnoglin 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 21:59

Chicks can't drive for shit. Save a life, don't drive.

npbdancer 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 22:58

ya im from ND so i know what your saying. im 14 and have my liscense (yes its legal here :p) but im not allowed to drive in the winter til im 16 so basically im allowed to drive for about 5 months of the year!!!!!! D:

disney_blonde 16

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:24

Most kids your age can't drive 12 months out of the year, be grateful for the few months you can.

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