By facepalm - 06/06/2012 08:06 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML
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misskayyyteee 3

Or tell him to get a tattoo that says "I don't kill people"! :D

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Blaqkeyeliner 6

I have a huge tattoo on my back of a raven. I am really interested in knowing what your mother would say about it.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Wow.... Oh but she means well! Still sounds kind og paranoid, though...

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bugmenotmofo 34

An unfunny one at that.

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badbadkitty 5

I have a skull on my shoulder too and let me tell you, shanking people is my number one hobby of choice!

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CessnaPilot 5

I have a burning skull on my shoulder. Have had it 40 years. Haven't killed anybody.

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challan 19

But how many people have you burned?!!!

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eringray101010 3

Ha I would be in trouble if that were my mon and husband, he has several skulls, one set is the heaven and hell skulls, the others blend into another tattoo and aren't too noticeable. But my mother loves my husband! He is an excellent provider, loves to work hard for us

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kandi_kid69 15

Why do people say it's a joke or sarcasm after they've been proved wrong and whatnot?

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