Animals: Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be...

By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 16:24 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 03:00 - United States - White Plains

Today, I walked outside and found our kitten, my kids' favorite pet, convulsing and choking on the carport. Nothing we did helped and she died in my arms five minutes later. We've buried her, and I'm dreading going home and telling my boys that she's passed. FML

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Friday 2 October 2009 9:39

You obviously didn't bury your pussy deep enough.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 2 October 2009 10:17

How rotten. I bet your mum will be real torn up by this.

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nazooer 11

Friday 2 October 2009 20:00

L0l pet cemetary

n0lovesongs 0

Friday 2 October 2009 20:04

For some reason, I completely love that you worded it "The local raccoons and strays...." It makes it sound like there's a gang of them that hangs out on corners and smokes pot or something. Excellent mental image.

AllFrackedUp 0

Friday 2 October 2009 20:47

that's what you get for having a cat you ******* retard go **** yourself

scateice 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:14

Cats are better than dogs.

darkpath 0

Friday 2 October 2009 21:18

thats why you dont make a burial hole only 5 inches deep? more like 3+ feet deep.

cowgirlup09 0

Friday 2 October 2009 21:18

there is a reason for the saying 6 ft under... animals cant smell anything burried below 6 ft.

VraelVhalen 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:10

#42 you dont need to bury it 6 ft under, you just have to cover with heavy stones or something else that can keep it from being dug up (also if you give it a little coffin or something like that, it will work too)

guy_on_the_couch 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 3:13

Lol that's funny! Sorry!

Liam_Vile 5

Saturday 3 October 2009 5:10

Dig deeper next time.

vegabright 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 17:15

That happened to my family. We buried our dog out in a field. We had a bonfire out there the next week, and some of our friends found her like that. =( Sorry, it sucks.