Miscellaneous: Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call...

By butimarealbear - 13/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

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By Hrothebert - 20/03/2021 02:00

Today, my widowed mother told me she's been seeing a guy for the last 5 months. No problem. But now she insists on calling him, "New Daddy." I'm 37 and she lives across the street. FML

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By Taylor505 - 07/10/2024 08:00 - United States - Ocala

Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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You deserved it 3 193

Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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You deserved it 3 311

Venus in Furs

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:00

Or Po.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:02

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

Comments

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:59

Is that man Jack Black?

mofo123 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:07

is he a sexual harassment panda???

lifeisabitch43 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:22

Don't sweat it, my uncle goes by "Banana". And yes, I'm serious.

SirObvious 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:25

the sexual harassment ". "

edteach 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:35

what's wrong with that.... quit being a douche and be happy for your mom

DalekScythe 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:59

does he play baseball? just wondering.

taigerlilly 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:02

Furries are great aren't they. :)

Hockeyboy4280 18

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:12

Pablo Sandoval from the SF Giants?

oatsraw 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:21

fyl at least you don't have to call him daddy :p

geenie13 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:51

My mothers bf says everybody calls him tweet. I feel your pain.

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Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML

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Today, I have a stutter that gets worse with stress. We got a new supervisor today and the first thing she said to me was, “Either spit it out or write it in an email, for fuck's sake!” I’m now so scared of her, I go almost mute if we’re in the same room. FML

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Today, I watched a movie my old teacher recommended me. She was one of my favourite teachers. I saw the title, opened it, and found out that the premise is racist towards my ethnic group. She marked me harshly. FML

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Today, I had to stand in line for twenty minutes at the bank, in between two of my ex-boyfriends. FML

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Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML

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Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML

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