By anonymous - 06/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML
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TheLetterZero 7

Who's this Jesus Crist fellow? Never heard of them. Christ, on the other hand, makes more sense.

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fox333 0

if I got that I would be dead.... I say this cuz if I touch a cross it burns...

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imnotcraZ 0

I love Jewish mothers and you must be a Terrible child!

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alabamajoe77 3

did she mean circumcision?

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inkblotdrummer 6

you sure she didn't mean circumcision?? hahahaha

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larisonr 4

It was rude of your mother to call you out on a weight problem, but what does religion have to do with you being fat?

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fadingfaith 4

What does being Jewish have to do with anything? it's not like if your Jewish you can't be possessed.

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SilentTreatment 7

Watch the movie the, "The Exorcist" and you'll find out. Don't google it either cuz it will just kill the purpose in watching th movie to find out yourself.

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