Health: Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast...

By anonymous - 21/06/2011 23:51 - Canada

Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML

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Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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Today, I found out that the giant tumour on my leg isn’t cancerous or dangerous. My mom cried, and I was super relieved. Later on, I heard her on the phone in tears because now she won’t be able to get a free vacation or home renovations from the Make A Wish foundation. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 06:00

Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML

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By DaoOfPow - 23/05/2015 07:51 - United States - Danbury

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

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Livinia 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:50

That's just plain terrible. What about all the suffering people who actually have breast cancer? It's disgusting she would say that.

mirrrbissonnette 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:44

what a bitch. haha.

Comments

efrank1987 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:04

sorry but your mom is a Bitch! that ***** not funny at all. my grandmother died from breast cancer!

rainer13 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:05

maybe you could tell your little sister you have leukemia so she'll do the dishes for you ;)

IndiRae 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:16

Your future reeks of karma.

JeansKismet 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:53

lol love it

clue_me_in 20

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:06

Wow. Your mother is an awful person. Offense intended.

tacohead411 14

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:17

Your mom is messed up!

mamamenee 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:22

that's emotional black mail... dang shes an asshole

corrinaswan 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:23

Your moms mean! I feel sorry for your sister poor baby. How did you find out she was faking?

ILUVMSC 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 10:07

it's not that hard to figure...

corrinaswan 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:17

I'm sorry I've never seen someone with breast cancer and I'm not a doctor

Matty1188 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:28

I also think that it's appalling to lie about having cancer. And to her kids? Is it okay when you lie then, OP?

AwesomeNinjazz 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:34

I'm going to try that one when I have kids!!!! 

IndiRae 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:18

Be prepared for them to post and FML. about you where a few thousand people talk about how much of a horrible person you are.

AwesomeNinjazz 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:40

it was a joke -_-

koolkat27 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:30

Its not a joke if its stupid.

huntermc7 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:34

She needs to watch what she says; karma can be a bitch. She wouldn't find it too funny if she actually got breast cancer (or any other cancer for that matter)...