Animals: Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't...

By HelpMe - 25/02/2014 09:59 - United Kingdom - Galashiels

Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 19:25 - United States

Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

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By otter - 17/08/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML

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By animallover - 26/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By pigglepigglepiggle - 24/11/2009 02:30 - United States

Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML

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By bored2death - 23/07/2010 22:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML

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By mother of piggies - 04/04/2018 15:00

Today, I learnt that my guinea pig can shoot poop across the room like a tiny brown torpedo. How did I find this out? It landed in my coffee. It wasn't until after I'd finished my coffee that I noticed it. FML

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By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML

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By lovingsnow - 27/02/2010 07:37 - Singapore

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

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By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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carcinogenic 7

Tuesday 25 February 2014 18:24

Your neighbours sure aren't guinea be happy about this.

droid1126 25

Tuesday 25 February 2014 18:23

Its replacement time!

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TheHarvardian 25

Wednesday 26 February 2014 7:32

So sad. :( Poor guinea pig. This situation sucks. definitely need some follow up from OP. I really want to know what happened.

demonpup 12

Wednesday 26 February 2014 7:35

1. The guinea pig is still alive ( not likely) 2. Time for a trip to the pet store. 3. You tell them the truth OP I wish you good luck

cassbird09 12

Wednesday 26 February 2014 9:10

That's so sad :(

mkayden 23

Wednesday 26 February 2014 10:04

You have several options OP. 1. Let your mom tell them the truth since it is her fault. 2. Find a twin of the guinea pig and replace the guinea pig. 3. Tell your neighbors the guinea pig had a natural death. Or you can move hahaha.

MysteryGuest214 10

Thursday 27 February 2014 4:16

Did the guinea pig survive? Don't leave us in suspense, OP? If not I hope you gave it a decent burial.

candyman1107 5

Thursday 27 February 2014 6:20

bury the dead pet, and put your mom in its place

mjdjoy 5

Thursday 27 February 2014 8:37

This makes me sad.

nachosbabygurl 9

Friday 28 February 2014 19:12

i hate when people volenteer someone else to do something then tell them

FirstWorldProbs1 3

Saturday 1 March 2014 9:33

I say this is more like eff the guinea pigs life

mookiemookie01 24

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:51

Hang on. It seems there is something major missing here. How were you supposed to get into their house? Do they tell everyone where they keep the key? I certainly don't.