By thanksalot - 11/07/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML
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By Anonymous - 17/08/2022 11:00 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I did the dishes to make my parents happy, even though it's my brother's chore. My mom's fancy new Yeti cup was among the dirty dishes, which also has a Bluetooth speaker on the bottom. I didn't know this, and now the Bluetooth speaker is now ruined, mom and dad are furious, and I apparently have to buy a new one. FML
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srscrs 0

What a bitch thing to do, but clever.

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Samael_fml 0

Why is it that parents think it's so damn funny to trick their kids into thinking they bought them a large gift when they actually bought them something small? Doesn't sound like anything but a good way to get your kid to resent the hell out of you, if you ask me. And no, I'm not saying kids ought to expect any large gifts from their parents, but I still think it's entirely unnecessary to trick your child into thinking they're getting something they're not.

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Nightfallz 0

so how is this a fml? why don't you get a sense of humor. YDI

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kenzierosaline 0

Because, genius, she was obviously expecting more than a sponge. The humour is in the disappointment, laughing at others misfortune. Which i'd like to point out, is the whole point of this website. How is it their fault if you don't understand that?

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wishingtobe 2

ive never seen a white sponge.was it like a white spongebob?

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xsw33tyx101 0

Yeah but since she had to pay it back, and it's not what she wanted and it was a mean trick to play on her, why would she be grateful?

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Jllybn 0

I don't mean to sound racist, but was the sponge white or was she refering to you, if you are white, as a dish washer? I've never seen a white sponge before either.

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Tsukasa_fml 0

You don't get out much do you? Sponges come in all sorts of colours.

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XanimalloverX 0

Burn! Boohoo so you didn't get what you want. If you want a dishwasher so bad save up your money. Your an adult you live on your own you can't expect your mom to buy and do everything for you don't boa

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XanimalloverX 0

Boohoo Your an adult now you can't expect your mom to buy and do everything for you. If you want a dishwasher so bad. Then save up your own money

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