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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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You OK mom?

By today - 09/09/2021 12:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up in a good mood, and I excitedly shared with my mom that I was in a "wonderful mood." Her response was to yell at me because she’s "had it with my fucking sarcasm." She refuses to believe I wasn’t being sarcastic. Day ruined. FML

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By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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By emeraldarcher74 - 19/11/2016 18:34 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 17:12 - Ireland

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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Cool mom

By hmh - 21/09/2021 08:00

Today, I tried to give my mom a hug, but she pushed me away and yelled at me for trying to hug her while she’s angry. When I asked how I was supposed to know, she replied, “Read my fucking body language, idiot!” I’m diagnosed autistic and she knows it. FML

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Saturday 8 November 2014 0:05

How could you love a mother who doesn't even accept your love ):

KILLERZARIC 10

Saturday 8 November 2014 0:04

Oooh, that's cold, I feel sorry for you op.

Comments

Deniika18 12

Saturday 8 November 2014 4:37

Umm all I can say is wow! harsh much?

vannahboo6 5

Saturday 8 November 2014 4:38

My aunt is like that with her kids all the time

squidward_fail 5

Saturday 8 November 2014 4:43

i tried to plat my mom a song on the guitar, and she told me that i suck and when i tried to apologize she told me to go to hell...

Enkeria 30

Saturday 8 November 2014 4:45

I hate to be this person, but a parent slapping their child is NOT child abuse. I tried that card on my parents. Didn't work.

Lily_Rain77 25

Saturday 8 November 2014 6:41

hitting as a punisment is not abuse, hitting when your kid tells you that they love you is abuse.

ThongWarrior 17

Saturday 8 November 2014 5:04

Period?

redstone7693 29

Saturday 8 November 2014 5:19

Wtf.... Your mom is an asshole

AllKnowingTurtle 9

Saturday 8 November 2014 5:24

Mothers know best....

lilybitch 1

Saturday 8 November 2014 5:32

sounds like forreal got bitch slapped...did you get slapped because you were sucking some fat dick or something like a ****** or is it because you smell like a piece of shit ****** @cuntwhore