By WhatTheFaf - 01/09/2011 14:40 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

And when she is asked what she does in her adult life, she will respond saying, "I walk around to people's houses and annoy people."

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bigbadtim 7

Start knocking on doors and see what other people think of your class choices.

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lulututu 4

I've been to one? I'm not a Jehovah's witness. But you are an idiot:)

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structuredchaoz 4

Ask mom when the last time her religion paid the college tuition bill.

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Mirs_fml 1

I get the feeling that #60 didn't go to "collage". On another note, don't give up on what you want. Living any other way will lead to a lifetime of regret and repeatedly misspelling the word COLLEGE. c:

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poemqueen 15

Sorry I can't spell so sue me!

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LexBvl 4

Are those online courses? If not, who let you out of the kitchen?

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mojobanks 8

Peoples beliefs of Jehovah's witnesses always makes me laugh. Please realize that they are normal people who hold normal jobs. As for science and biology, please remember baby Jessica and the baboons heart transplant, this was performed at a Jehovah's witnesses hospital!

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emleahlie 0

To all the people saying that JW's are "annoying as hell" think about all the hard work they put into going door to door. It's only to send a message, not to sell something to you. You simply just have to say "not interested" or politely ask them to not come back again. Simple as that. Is taking 2 minutes of your time really that annoying? Don't be arrogant, we're all humans, not aliens.

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Quasar55_fml 18

It gets annoying when a couple of JW's come to your house to "talk to you about jesus" or "offer you salvation" for the zillionth time. At a certain point we run out of courtesy and all we can come up with is "**** off". That's part of the human nature too :-)

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sunshine321 1

Think of all those 2 min once a week for a year that's over a hour of hearing people try to force there religion on others now add up about a life time and you have wasted days of your life hearing , close minded people, no other religion goes door to door trying to force people to convert to their religion because in there mind your doing something wrong , that is why they are ******* annoying

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chevyboy1122 9

I do say no thank you... But time and time again they come back... Even after asking dont bother coming back... My neibour got rid of them tho... Answered his door with an open bathrobe... It worked :D

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fanceh 10

Knock on peoples doors and ask then what they think of your classes.

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PhilMcHawk 7

Do it regardless. Jealous bitches be trippin'.

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Jehovah's witnesses tend to be abit over dramatic about stuff and not completely understand what they're complaining about. That, and they think only 300 people will be saved when Jesus comes again. I'm pretty sure it's not just those 300 people.

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poemqueen 15

um who told you that? that's far from the truth

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sourgirl101 28

81, just so you know, that's not what "they" think.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Actually, they believe 144,000 souls will be saved. But unless you were part of their church prior to 1935 you won't be one of them, unless someone from prior to 1935 who was going to be saved does something that proves them as 'unfaithful'. [Needs citation]

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poemqueen 15

Again that's not true. Yes we do 144,000 will go to heaven. We believe that some are anointed right now to go to heaven. But there's a lot more people that will be saved, living how God previously wanted humans to live: on a paradise Earth free of death, pain, sin.

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