By freakedout - 11/04/2014 02:32 - United States - Louisa

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Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML
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Wizardo 33

Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind ******* abilities it has, silver linings.

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Sagan928 7

I would definitely talk to her when she sobers up. Make it clear that her actions are not welcome.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Or welcome but when kids are not around. We don't know if OP secretly liked it or not

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bachoman 10

Well at least now you know she has bad one.

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Cynical_1 26

Ah...nothing like being sexually assaulted by a drunk neighbour in front of your kids. I hope you didn't let her in. I also hope your kids are either too young to realize what happened...or old enough to understand when you explain to them.

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tbro47 23

Well I'm sure her husband didn't mind but her children would be mortified

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iwadasn 32

Why would her husband not mind that his wife got sexually harassed by their drunk neighbor?

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Witchylady 17

I feel so violated for you. What a creepy woman.

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Soundslikeothers 15

Today, my neighbor asked if she could come over and use my laptop, when she came over, all she did was just use my laptop. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

please publish.

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cocacola999 27

You should have a word with her husband; if he doesn't care, then the child services. If she's that drunk while taking care of children, it's a definite risk to the children's lives.

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domolovesyoshi 33

nothing in this FML says whose kids were in the room, however having a quiet word with the woman when she has sobered up before calling child services would be better.

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elcee1987 18

Seems a little extreme if this is the only time she's seen it happen. Once someone has reported you to CPS, the presumption is that you endanger your kids, instead of considering that the reporter might have been mistaken or misinterpreted things, or is even outright lying. Please don't call CPS unless you know for a fact there is ongoing abuse and neglect, otherwise you could permanently rip innocent children from their loving parents, damaging them for life.

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cakefete2 30

Drunk words are sober thoughts. Maybe you're just incredibly hot and she needed some liquid courage to try her luck.

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bluefrootloops 13

All the kids or just your kids? Would be a ****** up thing to see your mom like that.

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