By freakedout - 11/04/2014 02:32 - United States - Louisa

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Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML
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Wizardo 33

Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind ******* abilities it has, silver linings.

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worldclassrager 39

Make sure she's sober...that's all you can really do

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leviheichou 15

I hope your kids were young enough that they didn't understand what was going on...

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icepick23 12

Just plan a sex date for when the kids are away. Plenty of horny milfs do this

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vikky538 28

tell the kids that there is a "booby" trap .. and leave the house..I prefer running...FYL OP..

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grizzlyapollo 1

I am a preschool teacher, and I have noticed with some of my parents, co workers and even bosses that they are not shy and sometimes with children you have to explain to them about adult choices. Good/bad and appropriate/inappropriate. What really bites and is sometimes is awkward is when it is when it is their children... lol

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orsombre_fml 11

I feel for you, OP, being grabbed like that must have been appalling. Even if she has feelings for you, this is an assault and I hope she understands it.

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squarecircles 13

Looks like your neighbor's got some explainin' to do.

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sammyjo06 14

Would you be saying that if it were the husband who had come over instead, grabbed her boobs in front of her kids, and asked her if she'd ever had an extramarital affair?

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