By freakedout - 11/04/2014 02:32 - United States - Louisa

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Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML
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Wizardo 33

Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind ******* abilities it has, silver linings.

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mld4657 28

What do husbands matter in having a lesbian experience? And I know lesbian couples... she was drunk op don't be to harsh, especially since she's married she may not be getting the attention she wants or needs

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DrownedMyFish 18

Doesn't matter if it's a lesbian experience, it's still cheating.

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JazNim17 18

Husbands matter a lot. Man or woman, a sexual experience with someone other than your spouse is cheating.

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DrownedMyFish 18

The fact OP brought up her husband says that it's probably not an open marriage.

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mld4657 28

You people just don't know how to live apparently, I like the drunk neighbor lady

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interesting33 36

That's not 'knowing how to live' that is someone coming round and sexually assaulting someone in front of children.

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mld4657 28

Meh boring people *yawn* must go have lesbian experience

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strike2867 13

On the bright side, the kids will be too traumatized to ever drink.

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BootheGhost 6

Or be so traumatized that they need to drink to calm themselves.

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ahsanmasood 4

...i've been trying to think of an up-side to this, and haven't figured one out at all yet :D maybe she's going through a rough time, i mean...she was drunk, it might be wise to let her know that she is not welcome at your home while being drunk!

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ahippienamedrae 10

And you didn't say no?!

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Dthsapprntc 23

Had it been me in that situation I would habe just clocked the neighbor and thrown her out. Then have a talk with the kids about the dangers of alcohol, sexual assault and that you should not hit people because it is a bad thing to do, and that it was a bad thing for me to do, but unfortunately sometimes it is necessary. And if they statt hitting people I will tan their hides. This comment is going to get down thumbed hard, I just know it.

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Noreason89 6

Hitting someone in this situation is nowhere near necessary

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sweetprettykitty 10

Oh I wish there was a 'like' button for this! lol! Was she hot? I love it when my hot neighbor comes over looking for lesbian experience, I make sure the wine is ready ;)

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cryssycakesx3 22

invite her on vacation!

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xXLotSoJelloXx 7

Welps this just got awkward...umm please leave my house?

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middlenamefrank 8

When she said she wanted to use your laptop, I don't think she was talking about your computer.

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