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By freakedout - 11/04/2014 02:32 - United States - Louisa

Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML

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By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

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By Vince - 09/12/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2025 03:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, a kid walked in on me and my new FWB having sex at her place. I knew she had children, so I asked if it was hers. No, it was her son's. I'm boning a grandma who's not even 50. FML

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Friday 11 April 2014 14:39

Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind ******* abilities it has, silver linings.

meepmerp 20

Friday 11 April 2014 14:38

Now you know not to invite her

Comments

xo_erica_xox 9

Friday 11 April 2014 17:08

Well that not awkward at all...

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 11 April 2014 17:12

wrong time, wrong place to start that. she should have waited till your kids were asleep and she was sober to ask that.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 11 April 2014 19:47

some people / couples are into that, as long as everyone agrees, who cares.

Setareh23 34

Saturday 12 April 2014 4:09

If the neighbor had asked later and there was consent, that'd be one thing. But just grabbing someone's boobs before asking anything at all is sexual assault, whether kids are there or not. I hope that if she ever asks while sober, she'll go about it another way! :P