By freakedout - 11/04/2014 02:32 - United States - Louisa

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Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML
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Wizardo 33

Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind ******* abilities it has, silver linings.

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weveallbeenthere 30

wrong time, wrong place to start that. she should have waited till your kids were asleep and she was sober to ask that.

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weveallbeenthere 30

some people / couples are into that, as long as everyone agrees, who cares.

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Setareh23 34

If the neighbor had asked later and there was consent, that'd be one thing. But just grabbing someone's boobs before asking anything at all is sexual assault, whether kids are there or not. I hope that if she ever asks while sober, she'll go about it another way! :P

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Merylwen 24

That's sexual assault. Sue her.

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loloalltheway 23

Sounds a bit like a scene from the millers? Or perhaps I remembered it wrong...

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lashaymines 2

she should have took her in the other room and slapped her

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