Kids: Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Chillicothe

Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML

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By Arthur - 07/05/2014 19:16 - United States

Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML

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By Treats For Days - 19/07/2013 13:54 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML

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By englishtrio - 18/04/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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Understandable

By whytetrash - 02/11/2012 05:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML

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By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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Mistaken identity

By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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james_logan 19

Wednesday 22 June 2016 11:40

Demand that she give you her daughter to show her how irrational she is

Monday_funday 25

Wednesday 22 June 2016 11:37

Wow. That is just some stand up parenting being done by your neighbour....

Comments

Zach1450 4

Wednesday 22 June 2016 20:38

what an ass

MadJessTic 29

Wednesday 22 June 2016 20:45

She's a nutcase!!!! A Nutcase with a spoiled little brat!! I really hope you didn't give your dog away!! Especially to such an undeserving family!

rad2007 8

Wednesday 22 June 2016 20:45

The mother would have a seizure trying to figure out the mechanics of me directing her to which of her body parts she was supposed to stick in which of her orifices

junegirl63 22

Wednesday 22 June 2016 20:54

I want a follow up on this

TMO2142 25

Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:15

We need a follow up

LAURA_EL_JUICE 6

Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:28

Eeew raising a bratt I see!! well lets see how little princess acts when she wants a brand new car and mommy and daddy have to buy exactly the one she wants not the one they can afford.

Mr_Jah 9

Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:32

If this happened in Texas a shotgun would've been waiting for her the moment she stepped on my lawn.

Giraffie5 11

Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:37

What the **** Missouri

imacatt 12

Tuesday 23 August 2016 23:23

Yea I live I'm Missouri and I completely agree with you.

wow2mylife 25

Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:57

wow spoiled on a new level

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 22 June 2016 22:45

That's when you DEMAND that the mother get her whining little sprog to shut up before you shut it up for her! It's your dog whom you've raised. You owe neither the girl nor the mother nothing! Follow up, please!