Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas...

By Me - 26/11/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By Annonymous - 17/12/2010 02:28

Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 22:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

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By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

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By fml - 02/11/2016 08:45 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML

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By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

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Don't mess with family

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 00:02

Today, it's 49 days until Christmas, and all I can think of is how it’s mine and my partner's first Christmas together but she’ll be out of town. Apparently, she’d rather hang out with her whackjob family rather than my normal, stable family. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML

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By i believe in shaq - 19/08/2012 22:28 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:08

What took them so long? Slackers!! My neighbors have been blaring Christmas carols since Labor Day.

rjonesy1992 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:14

Oh, you have THOSE neighbors. I'm sorry.

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FlyingWhisps 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:17

Where's your sense of spirit, OP? It's almost Christmas! I say you do the same and pray to God the police doesn't get involved.

katt_is_here 24

Sunday 27 November 2011 16:56

. . . Really? Perhaps it's because Christmas is over a month away, hearing the same song over and over on repeat all night long would be torture, and not everyone celebrates Christmas? I could list more, but I have a feeling that you don't have the mental capacity to understand more than 3-5 sentences.

Arxikist 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:22

Tell them you're Jewish.

anteup623 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:31

"Griswald! Where you gonna put a tree that big?!" "Bend over and I'll show you." "You can't talk to me like that!" "I wasn't talking to you."

Henningdale 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 11:31

Sounds like a typical American neighbour. Retards..

m3lyc 18

Sunday 27 November 2011 13:19

Nice. I wonder if it was a Light-O-Rama setup and they were just testing things for the runup? I might have one next year :D.

Majick13 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 16:56

play cher....i'm pretty sure that it would be considered cruel and unusual punishment, but they'll learn a lesson.

BadSuerte 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:38

I don't think you believe in Christmas. Sucks for you that you have a pity party.

turtles69 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:03

way 2 early for christmas decerations u should wait until a week before

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:32

What a waste of power! There are other ways people can express their Xmas spirit. Like helping less fortunate people instead! Give the neighbor some brochures on helping an unfortunate family. Throughout the season I would drop off all kinds of hints for him.