By epistaxis - 29/01/2009 02:31 - Australia

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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 731
You deserved it 3 958

Same thing different taste

Top comments

OH my god, this just made my day! What's the world coming to?

teethingtom 0

Tell your nephew I need my penthouse back

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bulleye11 0

man im 11 and im know what sex is...and had a ******* before so he is dumb

I doubt you've even hit puberty yet.. wtf

metallicalizer 0

idk how old you are but things have changed, haha i knew what everything in the book was at 9, now im 12, 13 in sep

metallicalizer 0

like i said before im almost 13, and a girl, and my DAD told me if i ever needed condums or birth control just ask and he will give it to me

fyl11122233 0

you shouldnt be even thinking about having sex at that age! tsk tsk 

metallicalizer 0

like i said before im almost 13, and a girl, and my DAD told me if i ever needed condums or birth control just ask and he will give it to me

all he has to do is wait till puberty and he is ready

so i knew about that stuff when i was 10 and now im 12 and know more and ********** daily

noluck9374 1

yeaaaaaaaaa. startin early gotta love it

nikki_4eva 0

ydi cuz u shud of made him tell his mom!!! at the same time fyl cuz if I was the mom I would freak out and tell him 2 tell his aunt...there!!!