Intimacy: Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd...

By epistaxis - 29/01/2009 02:31 - Australia

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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By HappyGirl - 28/10/2008 15:57 - France

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By lababy - 15/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

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By namhtor - 28/09/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 15:00

Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML

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Kids grow up so fast

By bella - 08/12/2013 01:07 - United States - Edinburg

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them, telling them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed because I "haven't gotten laid." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 06:06 - United States - Friendswood

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 14:34 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

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Awkward parenting

By Anthony - 14/04/2016 23:15 - France

Today, on a train, a little boy and a little girl came up to me and asked how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appeared and said, "Go on, tell them!" FML

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By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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Wednesday 4 February 2009 10:52

OH my god, this just made my day! What's the world coming to?

teethingtom 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:06

Tell your nephew I need my penthouse back

Comments

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 2 September 2009 11:54

Kids are learning about all this too quick. Especially with it all over TV, the internet and the streets. Older siblings are no help too. My sister found out when she was 9 and told me.. I was 5.

laxalax23 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:16

dude i knew when i was 9

scateice 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 20:37

Dude, what 11 year doesn't know what sex is?? lol

Biatche 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 23:45

im 10 and know all about that. i watch **** too

SickSickSick7511 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 5:24

Lo. My 11-year old brother is disgusted by the act of masturbating.

LOL_7052 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:30

I'm 11 and i'm frequently on this website. lol.

laxgirl3 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 5:23

haha me 2!

arsenalfcboy 6

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:09

How can you be 11 and not know? I knew by the time I was 3!

skyttlz 32

Tuesday 30 March 2010 8:47

I didn't find out about sex till I was 11

laxgirl3 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 5:24

wow I AM 11! I new by the time I was 7! older bros can come in handy sometimes...even if they ARE annoying as SHIT!!!

Q____ueen101 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:01

i learned about sex in sckool when i was 11. thats not bad my cousin explained 2 me when he was 11..... i was 5. but number 40 y tell every1 u watch ****?