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By Brinty - 13/03/2010 05:18 - Australia

Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML

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Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML

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By tornkhakis - 24/02/2014 07:20 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By dumb - 02/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By Ray - 13/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, we took my cat to get her shots. She screeched and clamored in the car until I took her out of the carrier and held her in my lap… where she immediately pooped on my new white pants and then hid under the seat. FML

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By iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

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By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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By pretty princess - 01/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

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lettertjes 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:03

eew. And then you took your pants to the drycleaner and all was well again.

purplemnm 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:03

cats are evil. 'nuff said.

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Ross2Smoove 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:34

lmaooo

Miley_Virus 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:41

wow, the guy sounds like a real 'ass wipe'.

geordieboysgirl 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:49

Cats rub against you to mark you with their scent. Maybe yours is just a little extreme.

dorito_420 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 17:17

your cat FTW

xvolt 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 17:23

kill it with fire.

topbanana 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 17:40

haha good kitty :D

purplemnm 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:03

cats are evil. 'nuff said.

Brandon96 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:04

dogs sucks

purplemnm 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:34

bad grammar, prepare for the rage if delicious cinnmon sugar cookies, she's gonna eat you, like in Russia.

koco4 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:06

That sucks. Hopefully you were home from work and not on your way out. My cat did this last month, except he had diarrhea and he left a poo trail from the litterbox, up the stairs and on the upstairs carpet. not only did I have to clean the carpet, u had to clean his 20lb ass :(