By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 02:32 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

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Today, my new boyfriend and I really wanted to have sex, but he went soft as soon as he entered me. This happens every time we try. I feel cursed by my year-long dry spell. FML
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VeganDarkLight 31

I know that feeling, was the same with my Ex. After a few weeks of trying, he finally told me he was still a virgin and scared of his first time (even though he really wanted to, I didn't pressure him or anything). A few nights later it suddenly worked =) Might be a similar problem with your bf, just don't pressure him or think it's your fault.

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gracehi 31

Of course I do. You tie it tightly between two sticks, place it gently inside a ******, sit very still and wait patiently for five minutes, and then it releases magic tadpoles when the man pees out of it into the woman's belly. Then, nine months later, the baby comes out of the woman's belly button.

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FFDP 5

He might be gay and not know it yet....and his lil solider is trying to tell him

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notcarwyn 18

Viagra? Take so many pills that it stays up for eternity.

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illusong 16

Since you said long dry spell I'm assuming you guys need lube

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irishmaiden78 23

Personally, I would say there may be a medical condition involved there. I think I would consult a doctor about this. It could be something minor to something major.

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x3sarax3 17

Sounds like my life.. I feel so gross

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this_ghetto 16

He wants it in him! He doesn't want to put it in you!

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Hinup 11

is his name wouter by any chance lol.. had the same problem years ago, says it wasnt his fault but mine, i wasnt good enough pffrt, luckily i know better now :) he was gay.. explained alot

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