By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 02:32 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

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Today, my new boyfriend and I really wanted to have sex, but he went soft as soon as he entered me. This happens every time we try. I feel cursed by my year-long dry spell. FML
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VeganDarkLight 31

I know that feeling, was the same with my Ex. After a few weeks of trying, he finally told me he was still a virgin and scared of his first time (even though he really wanted to, I didn't pressure him or anything). A few nights later it suddenly worked =) Might be a similar problem with your bf, just don't pressure him or think it's your fault.

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gracehi 31

Of course I do. You tie it tightly between two sticks, place it gently inside a ******, sit very still and wait patiently for five minutes, and then it releases magic tadpoles when the man pees out of it into the woman's belly. Then, nine months later, the baby comes out of the woman's belly button.

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ljrdz 7

gotta lick it before you stick it.....

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wvcheesehead 13

I envision Gandalf.. "you shall not pass"

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DaRito 25

Erectile dysfunction is curable, don't worry OP.

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Tannasgh 22

Perhaps he is not interested in vaginas

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MaiDikisaurFML 5

There's a pill for that

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rogerover 19

He should go down on you. You should go down on him up to the point of very close to ****** then do it.

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rmichelle 5

My boyfriend use to have that happen every time I tried to get on top. He later told me it was because he was so nervous about wanting to impress me in bed. It's really a psychological thing. Try to get him to relax somehow.

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kelizabethb0704 22

better than your husband not being able to get it up

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