By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
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Kitten_love 22

I honestly saw this going a completely different and horrible direction.

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EastCoastLez 14

This brings a whole new meaning to that threat.

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hasooon 24

Is he going to do her anything you do to him? Hmmm

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MonstreBelle 29

I would hope he wouldn't take things too far and do her. Incest isn't an effective way of stopping your daughter from having sex

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0to100rq 6

It must stay in the bloodline!

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SK8WITME 19

#scarred4lyf assuming that he became all touchy and shit. People do that when drunk

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Reider022 16

At least you should get his blessing if you decide to get married.. unless he's jealous.

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TAntobella 14

Pleeeeeease OP follow up! What happened the following time you met??!!

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HunterMark 14

Well if you hit her drunk, on a dinner, YDI

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fmyblob 7

when did he say he hit her? He said the father hit ON him. Completely different from hitting.

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slyde32 12

damn it, i accidentally hit thumbs up on #22's comment

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irishmaiden78 23

Oh, my lord. I so read that wrong. Someone must think you're pretty amazing then.

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glamour_083 13

Same here, I was going to say YDI for hitting a woman, but then re-read it and thought WTF this is almost worse

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fumanshu 9

Me too!!! I had to reread it after I saw your comment!

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