By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
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Kitten_love 22

I honestly saw this going a completely different and horrible direction.

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Weirddate 11

I you drunkenly hit her then YDI!

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ohsnapword 21

Your new girlfriend's father sounds like he has a good sense of humor.

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wonandonly 11

I thought OP meant physically hit. I was about to smash that YDI button but then I read the post again lol.

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GuyOnBridge 14

the Internet has ruined me, the first thing I thought of when reading first few words were anal sex, and lube.

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HeatherCorinne 14

Your girlfriend's dad might be a little gay

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Rababco 29

I'm guessing he was just messing around and getting back at OP for flirting with his daughter. That's how I read it anyway.

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barlos88 19

Now is the perfect time to start showering her in gifts, yes it may get a little gay, but hey you might be able to get some free stuff out of it

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Elban 20

Next time on Maury, "My father stole my boyfriend and wants me to give him away at the wedding"

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John_in_Oz 11

Top marks for your phrasing and story-telling skills. Still, there's a difference in the comments between those who think the Dad was hitting on you because he fancied you and those who thought he was hitting on you in retaliation for hitting on his daughter. I got the impression the Dad genuinely fancied you, but am I right?

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