By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
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beddington 7

Be thankful, honesty in a marriage is very key to a long and successful one.

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Nomadic1 20

I thought women want a guy that is honest :p

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at0micmin3r 23

You.... You DIVORCED him because he called you out on your stanky breath (YDI, learn to brush your teeth)???

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cactusdesu 15

Hey, it's okay to be open with each other. You're married now, remember?

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Berber260 14

Well honest units good in a relationship

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jriley4u 17

He’s a dick. There’s a more tactful way to let a person know.

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