By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
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beddington 7

Be thankful, honesty in a marriage is very key to a long and successful one.

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Nomadic1 20

I thought women want a guy that is honest :p

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LittleLiar13 6

That's when you say "that's just your upper lip babe"

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol don't take it to the heart. He told you cause he loves you.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Where is your bridesmaid with the breath mints!?

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sykokitti 15

Lmao im so sorry but that was funny next time chew on a piece of orange peal

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SaturnV 25

His timing was not the best, but I still think it was kinder for him to tell you during the dance than it would be to let you spend your entire wedding with bad breath. Especially since the bride and groom are usually (depending on the culture) expected to greet and speak with all of their guests.

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Poetaster 10

And you should have said.."your not gettin any tonight... So my breath wont be an issue"

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ArianaLuvU 14

At least he's honest.

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CrissyyyS2 22

To think about it... it could have been worse. He could have said it out loud where everyone heard it!

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