By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
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beddington 7

Be thankful, honesty in a marriage is very key to a long and successful one.

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Nomadic1 20

I thought women want a guy that is honest :p

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DisposableMen 7

But hey, the rest of the night was great, right? Surely you wouldn't let a simple comment like that ruin your wesding experience

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Ari1337 15

that doesn't mean It's okay for her husband to say that during the first dance.

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untouchable763 10

Your "new husband"? Did you recycle the old one?

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charrmaander 10

That's love. Being able to tell someone the truth, if he didn't make a big fuss about it I honestly wouldn't take offence. I hope your marriage is full of great happiness and honesty :)

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FlyingPie 17

I bet you were hoping he'd be a breath of fresh air?

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lochiamochia 25

OP, just go gargle some mouthwash and brush your teeth. Nothing too serious to get your panties in a wad, love. Spouses are mirrors for each other. If he had malodorous breath, too, wouldn't you be honest and tell him? Who wants to kiss someone with dinosaur's breath?

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Sandman366 6

This is where he follows up with "So I need to stuff some food in it so it smells better."

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Sandman366 6

(I mean that as in "feed her some cake".)

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Joseph980000 6

Oh well shit happens

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