By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
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beddington 7

Be thankful, honesty in a marriage is very key to a long and successful one.

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Nomadic1 20

I thought women want a guy that is honest :p

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termin8tor786 10

Good thing he told you, or all the guest would have to put up with your stinky breath!

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9011kn 6

Sounds like the beginning of an Icebreakers commercial :/

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igottafeelingxo 9

At least he told you before you went around talking to a bunch of people ^.^

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DarthVader77 9

Openbess an honesty are the pillars of successgul relations. So, he is going to be a good husband

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Livingstone187 2

brush yo teeth, brush yo teeth... brush your goddamn teeth

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silvanawernli 5

ummmm.....that marriage is going to last long.

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1crabbygirl 10

Some people suffer from a bacteria that can be eliminated with prescription mouthwash. I would like to see the comments about the guy who refused to marry the girl with the bad breath. Get over yourself, Princess. Your breath stinks, fix it.

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jsc9306 14

You know the honeymoon is over, when....

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cho_bee 9

Just whisper, "Lick my ass and we'll be even!"

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