Miscellaneous: Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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You deserved it 52 262

By misc - 20/11/2010 10:40 - Australia

Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

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You deserved it 8 309

By yermom - 13/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 3 101

By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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You deserved it 32 041

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

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You deserved it 2 023

By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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You deserved it 3 965

By missingphoneproblems - 22/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML

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You deserved it 1 922

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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You deserved it 677

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 1 995

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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You deserved it 3 231

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Friday 10 June 2011 9:21

U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!

xMexicanXJesusx 0

Friday 10 June 2011 9:19

Well what're you gonna do now?

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yourlifesucksmor_fml 0

Monday 13 June 2011 1:28

you're overdramatic and annoying.

Bizz_Bossin_Bx 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:13

gotta admit kinda funny lml

suffokate6 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:55

you cried cuz you lost your phone?

create1ders 1

Monday 13 June 2011 2:56

Find my iPhone, dumbass. next time keep it in your pocket

chesebro47 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:21

Dude, retard! An what kind of idiot reacts to a stolen iPhone by changin schools? LAAAAAMMMMEEEEE

iloveyuh21 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:48

woooooow! Smh well @ Least u found it !

Askedforit 7

Monday 13 June 2011 7:34

spoilt brat

Kelita 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:25

open ur eyes b****.

Askedforit 7

Monday 13 June 2011 9:37

and i bet u didn apologize for makin ur mommy shout at th secretary after u found it either.

studave 8

Monday 13 June 2011 10:46

ydi for not having the free find my iPhone app

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