Miscellaneous: Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After...

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By misc - 20/11/2010 10:40 - Australia

Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

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By yermom - 13/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By missingphoneproblems - 22/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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Friday 10 June 2011 9:21

U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!

xMexicanXJesusx 0

Friday 10 June 2011 9:19

Well what're you gonna do now?

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CandidateForWax 0

Monday 13 June 2011 13:53

So you're careless, stupid and a spoilt brat? Nice! Did Daddy not bring you home in the helicopter either?

LilaBear 1

Monday 13 June 2011 15:39

You and your mother are both idiots. This is the reason people don't want to work at schools anymore. Parents believe their little angels and not the staff and so abuse the staff for no reason. Instead she should have been yelling at you for not being more careful with your stuff, but instead an innocent secretary (who probably has no control over school security anyway) copped it. I hope you're both ashamed and apologised.

aNdReWgOs 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:01

wow, someone needs to calm down. I would be very pissed if I was the secretary. my parents wouldn't do that for me; buy me an iPhone for one but if I bought it and lost it they'd tell me tough luck.

SecretSwimmer 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:00

After school last spring I was looking through my bag for my car keys and walking to my car. When I get to the spot I parked my car that morning...it's gone. Someone stole my keys out of bag and then took my car.

aubrey4123 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:08

I did the exact same thing, but I lost mine and made a police report and mine was Gone for 2 months before I finally found it and it was a P.E. locker so it's about the size of mailbox...

airnyc15 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 9:58

r u retarded u now deserve 2 be put into a private skool

akflyer 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:44

you are a dumb

Rj93 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:03

You changed schools, more specifically to a private school, JUST because you "lost" or rather, weren't smart enough to look all around your locker for, your iPhone? wtf... you deserve it. Over reacting.