Money: Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with...

By Coaldust - 03/01/2017 02:02

Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with Monster and get drunk with her boyfriend. It was a bottle of 23-year-old Pappy Van Winkle's that cost over $2000. FML

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By whiteboyfresh69 - 22/01/2020 20:00 - United States

Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML

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By NoMoreMeatForAYear - 21/05/2014 21:23 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML

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By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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Boozed up

By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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Drunk confession time

By Anonymous - 20/08/2021 18:01

Today, I'm cat sitting for some friends. Their whiskey selection is well curated and top notch. I grabbed a bottle that I thought was the cheapest, I ended getting drunk on a $500 bottle. I’m going to have to fill it with a lesser brand. FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 12:00 - Croatia

Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML

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By Angus - 17/09/2015 19:48 - France

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 31/08/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, my son tried my year great-grandad's 90 year-old whiskey, didn’t like it, and poured it all down the sink. When I confronted him, he confidently told me it was nasty and must have expired, so he did me a favour and poured it away and washed the bottle. I had to walk away and remind myself I love him. FML

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nix1993 41

Tuesday 3 January 2017 4:30

Make her pay for it. Every last penny, no matter how long it takes her. Adjust for inflation if you're feeling particularly aggrieved.

Squeepy 19

Tuesday 3 January 2017 4:43

And where did you end up hiding her body?

Comments

vampirechick105 4

Tuesday 10 January 2017 1:38

She best pay you back with interest

zero_mercy 5

Tuesday 10 January 2017 9:12

Hey i saw your post about it on imgur, how small is internet huh ?

jimmyironic 9

Thursday 12 January 2017 13:03

I agree

Pamela Kinlein 2

Friday 13 January 2017 0:57

Her parents would be making a very large bank withdrawl OR she would go to jail for Grand Larceny... yea, I am that much of a bitch... I hate a thief, and refuse to give out cut cards for them- family or not.<img src="../lib/tinymce/plugins/emoticons/img/smiley-cool.gif" alt="cool" />

Pamela Kinlein 2

Friday 13 January 2017 1:01

I gotta ask... WHY ISN'T SHE IN HANDCUFFS?

blackrose1996 11

Sunday 15 January 2017 1:05

Time to have a talk with her parents and I agree with people time for a payment plan

RetireEngland 24

Saturday 10 June 2017 15:04

Your fault for putting it where she could get it, and call the cops for theft and have her arrested

HalfLit 17

Wednesday 21 June 2017 17:11

Maybe I just don't have an appreciation for "fine whiskey" but YDI for spending 2k on freaking alcohol. Your niece deserves some kind of punishment for stealing from you but how the hell was she supposed to know what it was "worth"?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 20 July 2017 14:12

I hope this brat got punished appropriately, which includes paying you back every penny. If she felt the need to steal whiskey from somebody instead of buying a bottle herself, then it's clear that she's underage.