By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0

Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.

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xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.

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bassxchick12 0

That sucks... did u put ice on it? that actually makes it worse just use a warm towel hope u feel better ^-^

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nypd613 0

I just love seeing all the idiots here start an argument over some grammar mistake the OP made. it's ****** hilarious that y'all get so caught up in each other's comments (kind of like I'm doing now haha) and arguing and insulting each other about your language skills and all that shit. keep goin' at it people!! lmao

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RustedMetal 0

do u know how much fun that was to picture in my mind ?

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brokensiren 3

ALOL. I'm so sorry, but that is epic. That made my day. Again, I'm really sorry for laughing at your misfortune.... :( Good stuff though.....

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summer66_fml 0

well.....on the bright side, at least you get to make up fun stories about how you got a black eye!! :)

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katiefershady 0

ydi it for saying "itch it" instead of scratch it

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wellthatsucks 0

Well at least you now know you have a mean hook. B)

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bordemstirs 0

that's kind of epic, you should have taped it.

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pickwick716 0

Itching an Itch really won't do much. I suggest scratching next time.

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tangerine_12 0

omg i could definately see myself doing that!! it would be so hilarious. i pretty much laughed uncontrollably at this, so if i saw it happen in real life, then i would probably pee my pants. lolololol.

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