By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0

Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.

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xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

aww! that's terrible! I gave myself a black eye once. I was maybe about 5 or 6 and it was summer time. I went swimming then came inside to find my sister (7-8yrs old) wanting to chase someone. I ran into my room (we shared a room), slipping on my towel and, just below my eye, I hit the door knob. I had student/teacher night at my school a few days later and every one thought I got hit.

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Pastor_Rich 0

couldn't you feel a sneeze coming on?YDI.. cyclops

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iTunesAddict 0

You don't "itch" it. The nose itches. How you remedy it? By scratching. So the way you phrased it, you made the nose itch. So YDI. (I swear I'm not a troll. That was a JOKE. But it does piss me off when people say "itch" like that.)

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Shaiath 0

He's right though...the you scratch a nose not itch.

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ifzombiesattack 0

#29, They used parenthesis, not brackets. So you fail.

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Dillybar 0

They're parenthesis in the English language. It doesn't matter where you are in the world. You were taught wrong.

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ifzombiesattack 0

So because you're not punctually correct, I'm an inbred? Nice logic. I applaud you.

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iTunesAddict 0

I piss you off, for correcting someone's grammar? Don't care. And they are parenthesis. Just because it's different wherever the hell you come from, doesn't give you the right to criticize me for it. And I'm a she, thank you very much. :)

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Escapist28 0

Since you guys seem so wound up about grammar and spelling, I think I should inform you that "parenthesis" is singular.

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Intoxicunt 5

I agree with the original point here about scratching a nose, not itching it. But I really laughed about #93. That was pretty good.

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youlose_ 0

did your nose died?

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lover_of_life 8

LOL, this was funnier than I thought. I remember,when I was little, I was tying my shoe and sneezed. My nose hit my knee and I started bleeding. that didn't seem funny then , but it does now.

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tardfaces 0

Itch is not a verb. You can scratch an itch, but you cannot itch an itch.

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MsSippi 0

ah I'm with you. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. ITCH IS NOT A VERB. ahhh. Drives me freaking crazy.

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Intoxicunt 5

"Itch" is a verb. Example: "My nose itches." Verb. But you're right, it was used incorrectly.

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jeannicole 0

YDI for saying "itch" instead of "scratch." :|

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Imawhalerider 0

stop hitting your self (put some pepper in his face) hes gonna get knocked out

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