By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0

Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.

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xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.

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K1al 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA made me cry from laughing

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kubagami 0

LOL!!!!!!! I think I just pee'd a little!

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slittle210 0

no worries, once i was turning into a room and i sneezed and hit my head off the wall .

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shelbym 0

first FML laugh of the night, congrats :D

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barbiegirl_66222 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!

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CHADALAC69 0

hahahahahahaha....wow thats really funny. thanks for the laugh

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greatsarcazm 0

How in the hell did u manage to punch your self? fyl for sure.

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greatsarcazm 0

when u sneeze u put ur hands infront of ur nose you can't punch ur self like that

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