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By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Manly Sneeze - 07/07/2016 11:34

Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By Uri - 20/12/2024 09:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML

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Violet_Illuser 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:18

Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.

xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:19

Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.

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K1al 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 6:52

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA made me cry from laughing

kubagami 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:24

LOL!!!!!!! I think I just pee'd a little!

slittle210 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:49

no worries, once i was turning into a room and i sneezed and hit my head off the wall .

morthug 11

Friday 21 August 2009 16:40

LOL that's so funny

lawlersk8z 0

Friday 21 August 2009 22:14

hahahaha, epic fail (:

shelbym 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:28

first FML laugh of the night, congrats :D

barbiegirl_66222 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:48

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!

CHADALAC69 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 19:54

hahahahahahaha....wow thats really funny. thanks for the laugh

greatsarcazm 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 8:22

How in the hell did u manage to punch your self? fyl for sure.

greatsarcazm 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 8:24

when u sneeze u put ur hands infront of ur nose you can't punch ur self like that

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