Health: Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it,...

By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Manly Sneeze - 07/07/2016 11:34

Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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Powerful

By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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Violet_Illuser 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:18

Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.

xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:19

Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.

Comments

sucks4u918 4

Friday 10 September 2010 3:05

Lol u fail!

megaanlovesmusic 1

Monday 25 October 2010 3:13

Ouchies .. it sounds like u have really baad luck |: join the cluub . **** our lives

narutou546 4

Friday 13 May 2011 3:37

dumb

MwahFMLS 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 11:11

**** you very much.

bioman250 10

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:23

You must have god-like strength. black eye from a 1 inch punch. Even Bruce Lee has to have at least six inches clearance to do that with a one inch punch.