By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 22:16 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
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devildog562 33

Did it count if you cheat with a bisexual guy ?

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WallyQ 18

You're better off without that thinking in your life

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mimm95 3

Supposedly cheating is linked to lower intelligence. No wonder cheaters justifications for their behaviors are so idiotic.

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HarshD9619 34

Punch him in the face and say it doesn't count unless you require medical assistance

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DenverTyrrell 13

How drunk, high, or just plane stupid do you have to be to believe that that is a justified reason

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ostfaiz 18

Doesn't matter to you any more

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KingSplatter 9

Did he at least ask you to join in? If he did YDI for being a fun hater, if he did not YDI for not suggesting it...

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nfldgirl 3

I'm bisexual, and I find your ex-boyfriend to be.. a moron. Case closed, court adjourned *bangs gavel*

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I automatically heard the Law & Order gavel in my head.

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Imareth 10

I think that excuse is only meant to work if /you're/ the one who sleeps with her... ;) Seriously though, wtf. Glad you specified ex bf.

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Croooow 11

That counts?! Oh heck, I have a looot of explaining to do. Kidding. I'd love to know his thought process. Specifically how he arrived at that conclusion.

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Goblin182 26

I'm pretty sure he doesn't believe it. He got caught and was desperate to "justify" .

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Fas4wd 13

What a moron. At least you can ditch him for the cheating and losing his stupidity will be a bonus.

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

Cheaters. Always have some excuse to prove it wasn't their fault. Idiots.

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