Love: Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 22:16 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 21:39 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2013 21:41 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML

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By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2019 23:00

Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML

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The Ex

By unKnown621 - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML

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Big Little Lies

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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I KNOW!

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 07:59

Today, my boyfriend mansplained to me that because Loki likes both boys and girls, he’s bi, not gay. I’m bi, and my boyfriend knows this. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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devildog562 33

Friday 31 October 2014 0:53

Did it count if you cheat with a bisexual guy ?

WallyQ 18

Friday 31 October 2014 0:53

You're better off without that thinking in your life

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gracehi 31

Friday 31 October 2014 1:36

Because having sex with a bisexual woman is like masturbating because bisexuals don't count as human beings? Yep. That's how I interpret that excuse, so now he's an ass hole for two reasons.

brand125 17

Friday 31 October 2014 2:15

ummmmm??.

KariAnn7985 8

Friday 31 October 2014 2:06

Tell him that if you cheated with someone bigger than him it wouldn't count either....

Vanillanougat 14

Friday 31 October 2014 2:16

Why do I feel like he wouldn't stand by that that logic if you went and hooked up with a bisexual guy...

sullivankeara 25

Friday 31 October 2014 2:20

Glad you got rid of him!

CaroAurelia 12

Friday 31 October 2014 2:22

That... defies all logic

TheGothGamerGirl 20

Friday 31 October 2014 2:49

Yeah....no. Is what you should say and then walk away

demonfacee 14

Friday 31 October 2014 3:14

No matter what the girl's sexual orientation is, it's not okay for your now ex boyfriend to cheat. I'm proud of you for breaking up with him.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Friday 31 October 2014 3:20

I'm so glad to see an FML where they ID right off the bat that the scumbag is now an ex. Also, while I do think we have far too litigious a society, I think we should be able to sue for breach of contract and emotional distress. F cheaters.

DogeMan 14

Friday 31 October 2014 3:23

How does that make a difference? U should find a new boyfriend

ashtic 20

Friday 31 October 2014 3:31

IT DOESN'T!? :O

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