Miscellaneous: Today, my obsession with replying "Your Mom" reached a new level...

By Motha - 09/04/2014 05:17 - United States - West Jordan

Today, my obsession with replying "Your Mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I'd done with my pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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By speedster - 24/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 19:04 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my son from school because he was constantly talking about his "Giant pen." In mid-July, I got him a giant-sized pen (writing utensil) and he liked it very much. Apparently, one of the teachers had their mind in the gutter and thought he was talking about… you know what. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:31

guess who the teacher called after that comment

SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:14

All you had to do was go to class with a pencil. I am sure McDonalds is hiring though.

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Victormoon 14

Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:41

Haha you put yourself into that one dude

gotthatduff 5

Wednesday 9 April 2014 19:12

Oh my!!! I have found someone like me.

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 9 April 2014 19:16

She could get lead poisoning.

Not_Impressed13 9

Wednesday 9 April 2014 22:43

Nope. The "lead" in a pencil is actually graphite.

S1thembiso 2

Wednesday 9 April 2014 19:21

Lmao

FrancesShiver 20

Wednesday 9 April 2014 19:25

C'mon guys we all have those moments where we speak before we think okay

boredgirl_02 14

Wednesday 9 April 2014 19:35

Lol, I remember when that was big...forever ago

conman531 23

Wednesday 9 April 2014 20:18

Nice. Real nice

Dontalktome 9

Wednesday 9 April 2014 20:19

It is never to early to learn the concept of a mental filter.

lolfufun 4

Wednesday 9 April 2014 21:17

What kind of question is "what did you do with your pencil?"?

midnightm16 24

Wednesday 9 April 2014 21:50

How old are you?

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