By anonymous - 29/07/2012 13:34 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Spicy
Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 464
You deserved it 4 896

Same thing different taste

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Well you don't leave a job half finished.

It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap

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Wow. Break up with him. Awesome, I got it. Now no one unintelligent can say that.

Break up with him just because he cracks his knuckles? Wow. Nice advice ya got there.

Baha please read the whole comment mister.

Ah, I'm sorry. Obviously I shouldn't have come on FML just after waking up. I'm a miss, by the way.

Excuse me miss. It seems other people don't understand what I was saying either, from the dislikes. Ha, oh well.

you didn't happen to see the second part, huh ? I hope you feel foolish

Sarcasm on FML seems to only be understood half of the time. :/

Well the thought of tony shaloub banging anyone is actually horrific .... But other than that I FRICKEN LOVE THAT SHOW :D

brohamas16 7

Hah I thought you just cleaned a bunch of stuff when you have OCD

No. Not really. You just have to have things done a certain way, a certain number of times. Or, things like equalizing touch.

Not really.I have minor OCD. I sometimes can't finish a drink until I sip it four times,or a meal until four bites are taken.

I think most people would struggle to finish a meal without taking four bites to be fair.

Well 18, you thought wrong. Very wrong.....

stevenJB 25

You Can have OCD for almost anything. It's not limited to just cleaning. For some people it can take over and destroy their lives.

116- You capitalized the "C" in can. Somebody ******* fix it!

Anyone else crack their knuckles after reading this

flutter4 7

I did. Also I'm pretty sure I can use my dick with no hands so I don't see why op's bf had to stop. It really doesn't make sense.

Pallywhack 4

Think missionary. Hard to support yourself and crack all your knuckles at the same time. "Using your dick with no hands" and having sex are two different things ;)

56- unless you prop yourself up on your knuckles and use your weight to crack them :)

sleepinginclass 8

Cracked my knuckles, then had to crack my toes after 11's comment.

Yeah I cracked my knuckles after reading this

I had to crack my knuckles after reading this comment.

TrinityisLife 22

So did I......then I came to read comments just to make sure I wasn't the only person to do that :p

It sucks more for him. :/ He can't help it, you know, it's a disorder...

I use to have OCD where I would shut the door tight, touch the panels in a certain patter and push on the door 4 times, but I finally broke free of it.

Lucky you... That sounds annoying as ****.

Are all 10 of his knuckles broken now? No? *hides in hole in the corner

At least he didn't yell at you for turning off the light the wrong way and get up to turn it on and off twenty times.

Are all 10 of his knuckles broken now? No? *hides in hole in the corner

It was even more stupid the second time.

At least you didn't have an asthma attack. C:

Did someone have an asthma attack when you were having sex?

VooDooCarrie91 19

43- I believe it is ill advised to ask a 14 year old about her "sex life"

minorcrisis 8

It was a reference to a previous FML, I believe.

48 I did not look at her profile so I didn't know she was 14 and also their is an FML about a 14 year old who's mom won't let her go out because that's when her mom lost her virginity.

I see where you got your name, noob. You're an idiot.

unknown_user5566 26

65- That was quite rude. 30's comment was in fact a reference to a recent FML and it seems as if Noob missed that reference. That doesn't make someone an idiot for not knowing each and every FML that gets posted.

For the record, I'm proud to say that I don't have a sex life at 14 years old.

I didn't mean for not seeing that fml. More for the vindication of his previous comment with yet another 14 year olds sex life.