By anonymous - 29/07/2012 13:34 - Australia - Queanbeyan

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Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
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kinzokuhebi 0

Well you don't leave a job half finished.

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gntfmlingnow 12

It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap

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VooDooCarrie91 19

Be kinky and crack the rest of his knuckles all sexy.. Then resume :P

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stormchaser24 24

The wording sounds funny. Like he has 11 knuckles. FYL

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Bekll 31

It was worded like he had to re-crack the one that set it off. Or he really does have 10 others.

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Epikouros 31

Well, he could have 11 knuckles, but 30 would be preferable. If you mean 11 fingers, his 11th finger should be inside his girlfriend.

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Epikouros 31

It wouldn't be so bad if he made it up to you by knuckling your crack ten times...

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TheJester12 15

The good news is once he starts ******* you he will never stop until you are satisfied . Just make sure his dick doesn't fall off in the long process because then he would have to chop off his ass cheeks to balance things out

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lostinlabels 8

She just said he stopped halfway through, so obviously...Wait, why am I even replying to this?

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manyourlifesucks 0

42 that comment was retarded

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dleonard 5

My gf does the same thing... You're not alone

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lostinlabels 8

I'm surprised he even let you in his bubble.

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pilar21 7

Did anybody else crack their knuckles after reading this?

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lostinlabels 8

Yeah, everyone else who just said that.

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pilar21 7

Did anybody else crack their knuckles after reading this?

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kelsey_M_Jones 5

Got to love OCD people but durn it. Great way to ruin the sex! Sorry OP

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MissssUnderstood 13

Wouldn't it be nine knuckles he had to crack; since he already cracked one? Lol

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lostinlabels 8

And after those nine, he had cracked all ten! Great job!

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