Miscellaneous: Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 16:16 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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It's a sign...

By Ohfknhell - 16/05/2018 05:00

Today, I received a package from Amazon that was supposed to contain the book I needed for my open book final exam tonight. They must have mixed up my order, because the box contained a large pink dildo. I think the universe just told me to get fucked. FML

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Broken vibrator

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 15:00

Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML

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Haunting

By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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Too embarrassed to get them from a store?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 02:00

Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 05:44 - United States - Pinellas Park

Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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By Wrabel - 08/06/2015 16:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, I received a package from Amazon. My mum smiled at me when I entered the living room, pointing to my package. She had already opened it and held back her smile. My penis pills for longer endurance just got delivered. FML

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raininginseattle 9

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:16

You didn't say whether YOU were disappointed or not...

DKjazz 20

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:16

Another package mix-up? What a pain in the ass.

Comments

andreitaxx89 13

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:55

It seems like neither of you will be having any fun. You're more screwed though, they can probably shove something else in their ass...

PokemonLove993 17

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:26

I got Pokemon dungeon as well but put it down resently for harvest moon. still waiting to buy x/y though, not sure which one to get

dawood_k 27

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:32

Is it a plug and play

mccrightp 29

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:34

Look on the bright side! It might feet better to them if the like it rough!

lifeofpie25 16

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:58

you dont seem disapointed though

underthesea12 24

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:00

Enjoy!

daniel_2209 12

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:19

Today, intead of the anal sex toy i ordered, i got a 3DS game. I used it anyway. FML

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:55

maybe you could use one!?

TJRou09 10

Wednesday 25 September 2013 1:05

hey when Amazon gives you lemons....

BrotherPhil 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 8:27

...stick them up your arse?

doumtabarnack 12

Wednesday 25 September 2013 1:07

I'm curious about how you know for sure it's an ANAL sex toy.

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