Miscellaneous: Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 16:16 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 15:00

Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 02:00

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 05:44 - United States - Pinellas Park

Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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By Wrabel - 08/06/2015 16:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, I received a package from Amazon. My mum smiled at me when I entered the living room, pointing to my package. She had already opened it and held back her smile. My penis pills for longer endurance just got delivered. FML

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Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:16

You didn't say whether YOU were disappointed or not...

DKjazz 20

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:16

Another package mix-up? What a pain in the ass.

Comments

jrock9093 18

Wednesday 25 September 2013 1:45

Don't lie it's okay you ordered it

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 25 September 2013 2:02

That happened a lot with me...well not in that essence but I have the same house number as three other houses around me...check the address and see if that was what happened...or someone is trolling you.,,

wolfgold2 20

Wednesday 25 September 2013 2:08

Animal Crossing?

zafan123 6

Wednesday 25 September 2013 2:41

Just be happy and use it >:)

NeatNit 32

Wednesday 25 September 2013 2:45

(actually, the 3DS game turned out to be more inappropriate than the sex toy)

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 25 September 2013 4:04

"Instead of office chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again."

tayrex77 3

Wednesday 25 September 2013 4:26

i think you lucked out. butt stuff is awesome.

jsc9306 14

Wednesday 25 September 2013 4:35

Well, at least you also got something to play with...

tman1985 9

Wednesday 25 September 2013 20:25

hours of entertainment for all ages

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 25 September 2013 5:12

You said the package came early. Maybe you'll get your 3DS game yet! The sex toy is a bonus. :p But I do wonder, didn't the box it came in have an address on it? And if it wasn't your item, then surely your address wasn't on it...unless someone made a mistake somewhere.