By Susan - 18/03/2013 08:59 - Ireland

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Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
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perdix 29

Did Grandma say this while banging a guy she picked up at the gym?

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obviousboy 8

Grandmas: calling it like it is since they stopped giving a ****.

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LemonandLime 13

Shout back asking if she'd got down the stairs yet.

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RedPillSucks 31

troll grandma

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happysmile987 24

They see her trollin...

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buddy51 23

Did grandmaw offer you gym pick up or husband/boy friend taming ******** lessons or just heckle you mercilessly to make her old, on the floor cheese nacho eating pant-less self feel better?

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perdix 29

You couldn't get laid in Ireland on St. Patrick's Day? Not enough drunk guys for you? You must be ugly or picky.

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gracehi 31

All the pubs (bars) are closed in Ireland on St. Patrick's day. Perhaps that's why OP can't get laid.

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xxmollyxx 25

They're closed? Paddy's day is the busiest day/night of the year for Irish bars.

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perdix 29

#28, #31, I'm taking Molly's side here, but let's not fight about it and prove the stereotype.

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gracehi 31

A friend of mine visited Ireland for St. Patrick's day and said it was the worst St. Patrick's day ever because all the bars were closed. I admit I don't know much about Ireland, but I understand that one region is primarily Catholic, and the other is primarily Protestant. Perhaps he visited the Catholic part and that's why the bars were closed.

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perdix 29

#36, I think that's what they tell gullible Americans to keep them out of the way when the serious drinknig commences.

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xxmollyxx 25

That's a good idea, Perdix, I'll do that next year :)

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gracehi 31

That would make sense, Perdix, if the friend ego told me this grin his personal experience was Irish.

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gameover18 17

You want some ice for that BURN!!

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gracehi 31

But ego the hell runs a marathon in five minutes?

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Zebediabolical 39

How do you make it last five minutes!?!?!?!

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