By Susan - 18/03/2013 08:59 - Ireland

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Shout back asking if she'd got down the stairs yet.
Did grandmaw offer you gym pick up or husband/boy friend taming ******** lessons or just heckle you mercilessly to make her old, on the floor cheese nacho eating pant-less self feel better?
BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!
You couldn't get laid in Ireland on St. Patrick's Day? Not enough drunk guys for you? You must be ugly or picky.
All the pubs (bars) are closed in Ireland on St. Patrick's day. Perhaps that's why OP can't get laid.
They're closed? Paddy's day is the busiest day/night of the year for Irish bars.
A friend of mine visited Ireland for St. Patrick's day and said it was the worst St. Patrick's day ever because all the bars were closed. I admit I don't know much about Ireland, but I understand that one region is primarily Catholic, and the other is primarily Protestant. Perhaps he visited the Catholic part and that's why the bars were closed.
That's a good idea, Perdix, I'll do that next year :)
That would make sense, Perdix, if the friend ego told me this grin his personal experience was Irish.
Don't even worry about it!
But ego the hell runs a marathon in five minutes?
How do you make it last five minutes!?!?!?!
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Did Grandma say this while banging a guy she picked up at the gym?
Grandmas: calling it like it is since they stopped giving a ****.