By ShaunBomb - 11/12/2010 06:11 - United States

Today, my parents brought me an ice cream birthday cake. I would think after 23 years they would remember my lactose intolerance. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 725
You deserved it 3 135
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

DahkLohd 4

Maybe after 23 years, they just hate you.

25 2
lovelove24 1

yea it's the thought that counts. and obviously, they didn't put in any thought.

17 0

Comments

wcstcomic 0

OP is a selfish bitch? How dare they expect a cake that they can actually eat for their birthday? Surely it is pure selfish hatred that makes them want a dairy-free, or at least a dairy-reduced cake. You sound like you will make a terrible parent, IMHO.

3 0
llamatrauma 5

was this in response to me? google: irony

0 4
docscientist 9

Clearly, just because you can google irony, doesn't mean you understand irony.

2 0
wcstcomic 0

Yup, I'm new to this, so I forgot to click "reply". Apparently you're new to the English language and forgot to look up the word "irony".

1 0
kyarii_fml 7

Not to be a "Know it All" but being one who is severely lactose intolerant. I can't even eat many breads (for those who made the bread comments). Bread does contain small traces usually noneffective for most lactose intolerant people. Also those "magic pills" don't work for me either. So OP I know the feeling. My family enjoys heavy milk and lactose based foods which I fight through most of it... But generally do not get to enjoy.

1 0
Michigan_Girl 0

I didn't say for the OP to eat bread...I said for him/her to buy their parents a loaf of bread for their birthday's. I think you misread my post =/

2 0
Lito127 0

That happens to me all the ******* time! My parents would go to Carvel & get me this big ass sundae or whatever meanwhile I'm lactose-intolerant & would suffer in the bathroom for a day if I had it! I can't tell if they think of me while not home or they want me suffering ? lol uqh -.-

2 0
ChrisLF82 0

how many of these "ice cream cake but I'm lactose intolerant" FML's are gonna get posted???

0 3
DethbyFML 0

it is the thought that counts you inconsiderate P.O.S.

0 2
TallMist 32

Have you read the above comments? It's been said many times before, and it's still true, there was obviously no thought given when they got the OP their cake.

0 0
wwerulez14 6

The pills don't work for everyone. Luckily, they work for me. But some of the less fortunate ones actually have to go without dairy products all together, since the pill doesn't work for some reason.

1 0
lovebugbaby125 0

ok. Lemme get this straight...your 23 yrs old and still mommy and daddy buy u birthday cakes? do u not have a life?!

0 6
dunicha 20

I'm 30, married, have my own kids, job, friends, and, yes, life, and my parents still get me a cake if we get together for my birthday.

2 0
wcstcomic 0

It's called having a loving relationship with your parents and coming over to their house for your birthday. Nowhere did the OP say they were still living with them. And even then, at 23, it's not a big deal, like if they're still at school, or are just getting on their feet with their career. No need to be so angry and judgmental.

4 0
ckjacques53198 0

there is no such thing as being lactose intolerant

0 4
Sparx1_1 16

You are a moron 59 The ability to tolerate lactose is actually caused by a genetic mutation and there are more people who are intolerant of lactose than people who can deal with it.

0 0
AcrylicDisaster 0

Drinking milk is unnatural after childhood, more so drinking the milk of another species. But I suspect you weren't being serious, 59.

0 0
eog314 0

same as another fml...

1 0