By ShaunBomb - 11/12/2010 06:11 - United States

Today, my parents brought me an ice cream birthday cake. I would think after 23 years they would remember my lactose intolerance. FML
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DahkLohd 4

Maybe after 23 years, they just hate you.

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lovelove24 1

yea it's the thought that counts. and obviously, they didn't put in any thought.

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bad_chiquita 5

You know, there are pills for dealing with lactose intolerance so you can have your cake and eat it too.

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fester420 2

90% of people who think they are lactose intolerant aren't.

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wcstcomic 0

And which random statistics generator did you use for this little fact?

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rlTlk 13

I think people can tell they're lactose intolerant when milk products make them sick.. whose even a Dr. to say they aren't, Dr.s can't experience how they feel for themselves. Allergy testing is actually really unreliable, a lot of Dr.s are abandoning traditional tests and are saying the only real way to know is to expose a person and see how they react.

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kay71095 9

I have it.. And that's a fact.. I had to go on formula that was lactose free when I was a baby because it was so severe

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homesickabortion 2

yeah, you'd think that, but they dont. after 22 years, my dad cant remember i hate cheese on my burgers, even excluding the fact that i too am lactose intolerant. >.

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MegamiKaosu 28

soy ice-cream? ;D probably not sorry some(most) parents are like that

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scubaSt3v3 0

Happy birthday here's a ride to the hospital :)

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kay71095 9

You don't go to the hospital for being lactose intolerant.. It just gives you a horrible stomach ache.. I have it

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ckilla421 0

They did that on purpose. You and I both know that.

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283leis 8

I don't know how so many people think you deserve it. You can't control what you're allergic too and your parents probably just wanted an excuse to have an ice cream cake so they used your birthday and were only thinking of themselves and not you. Your life truly does suck.

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thefmlman2011 36

I'm lactose intolerance aswell, I manage ice cream like a piece of caje

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