Miscellaneous: Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend....

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By teea - 15/11/2012 23:34 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

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Busted

By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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You deserved it 53 954

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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You deserved it 30 485

By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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You deserved it 72 729

Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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You deserved it 127 834

By sadcinderella - 22/12/2009 07:01 - United States

Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I cleaned out the fridge, did 5 loads of laundry, worked outside, fed the pets and made dinner for the entire family. The evening was spent hearing complaints of how wrong I did everything. FML

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Serial 2

Monday 6 April 2009 0:59

i've been there..never understood how the house can be "too clean"

liz16 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:00

if they already think you did you might as well have had one

Comments

idontsinkso34 0

Monday 6 April 2009 3:56

#12, lmao. definitely.

Benatron 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:36

Parents always love to try to make you look worse than you actually are. Haha.

strangersdk 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:48

#12 has it. Screw them. When they were teens they probably thew loads of parties when their parents left - that's why their suspicious. Being a parent isn't easy but some people just ******* fail at it. I don't know how you dealt with it.

RhapsodyEternal 0

Monday 6 April 2009 5:05

Haha, my mom always used to think I was doing horrible things and that she just never caught me. She'd ground me for really stupid shit to make up for things that she thought I'd done anyway. BECAUSE of that, I actually started doing whatever I wanted, because I knew she'd ground me regardless. Parenting win.

ohreally123 0

Monday 6 April 2009 5:46

well, were you?

outlaw24 0

Monday 6 April 2009 7:20

FYL

amy_shmamy 0

Monday 6 April 2009 7:54

youre lame

Tsukasa_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 7:57

Well if you had thrown a party, obviously there was no harm done - the house is clean, nothing's broken, nobody's pregnant, etc - so what's the problem?

eoh42 0

Monday 6 April 2009 8:24

Quit lying you stupid *****, you know you had a ******* party. Quit lying to your parents and you will magically learn that you will quit being accused of shit. You deserved this shit big time.

BBat_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:05

I thought that that same thing would happen to me, so I made sure to clutter my house back up after having a little get together. I ended up leaving a beer cap on the table and a blacklight somewhere. Yeah haha I was a little dumb..